Culture Hash

25th January 2017

Rappers’ Names – What Do They Even Mean?

Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks – Obie Trice I love rap music: a genre with many colourful characters, where every song is basically an excuse to boast about how dope you are. The whole genre is basically a dick measuring contest, and that’s what we love about it. Of course the best way to impress the world and [more...

Hip-Hop/Music Comment: 1

12th January 2017

Star Wars, Morality & Dark CGI

Drop jewels like Yoda my young students love me – LL Cool J BEWARE MILD SPOILERS AHEAD Star Wars is a cultural phenomenon, an epic space opera that has spawned eight films; along with spinoff video games, TV shows, books, novels and all sorts of other shit. The most recent entry to the franchise was Rogue One: A Star Wars...

Film/Film & Television/Technology Comments: 8

30th December 2016

The Premier League Title Sophomore Slump

Had a spark when you started, but now you’re just garbage – Jay-Z Leicester City won the Premier League title last season and now they’re shit. Chelsea won the title the season before that and struggled equally in their title defence. What’s up with that? Is it coincidental or an emerging trend for the Premier League?

Football/Sport Comment: 1

21st December 2016

Who Will Win Christmas Number One 2016?

Don’t slip up or get got, they’re coming for that number one spot Every year the Christmas Number One is seen as the pinnacle of the UK Singles Chart… and every year they play the same songs on the radio. You’d be forgiven for thinking that nobody has made a decent holiday song since the 1980s. For some reason, people...

Hip-Hop/Music/Pop/Television Comments: 0

8th December 2016

2016 Culture Hash Awards

We’re on award tour with Gigi my man Jack Kavanagh and Gigi Hadid walk across the stage and take their places at the podium to scattered applause from both audience members JACK Hello and welcome to the first annual Culture Hash Awards for outstanding boobery in the world of entertainment in 2016; the show where the awards are made...

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24th November 2016

Bo Selecta: the Craig David Story – Part Two

Damn homie, in High School you was the man, homie Welcome to part 2 of the extremely unauthorised biography of Craig David. In part one we looked at the apex as our hero became the breakout star of Garage era, sold a lot of albums and was effectively ruined by Bo Selecta. Somehow I managed to turn that sentence into...

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