Category: Television

We are in the golden age of television, there is always something interesting going on with this medium

21st December 2016

Who Will Win Christmas Number One 2016?

Don’t slip up or get got, they’re coming for that number one spot Every year the Christmas Number One is seen as the pinnacle of the UK Singles Chart… and every year they play the same songs on the radio. You’d be forgiven for thinking that nobody has made a decent holiday song since the 1980s. For some reason, people...

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8th December 2016

2016 Culture Hash Awards

We’re on award tour with Gigi my man Jack Kavanagh and Gigi Hadid walk across the stage and take their places at the podium to scattered applause from both audience members JACK Hello and welcome to the first annual Culture Hash Awards for outstanding boobery in the world of entertainment in 2016; the show where the awards are made...

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4th March 2015

Singing Competitions

An obituary for fading cultural relevancy When Ben Haenow [heeynoow] won the 2014 edition of the X Factor in December; only 9.2 million people tuned in, making it the show’s lowest viewed final since 2004.

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4th June 2013

Sitcom

Well readers, it’s been a very exciting day. I have just got home after a meeting with representatives from both HBO and BBC. Clearly they are readers of my blog who wish to harness the inebriated ramblings of Jack the Scrivener and make great television. I was asked to pitch an idea for a new sitcom and below is a...

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23rd May 2013

How I Met Your Mother

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: Season 9 Episode 24 The Last Drink WRITTEN BY: Jack Kavanagh FADE IN: INT. MaCLAREN’S PUB EVENING TED, LILY, MARSHALL, ROBIN and BARNEY are in their usual places in the bar and they are discussing their favourite subject, TED’s personal life. TED Wow, I don’t believe it, this time tomorrow I’m getting married! BARNEY...

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