We’re on award tour with Gigi my man
Jack Kavanagh and Gigi Hadid walk across the stage and take their places at the podium to scattered applause from both audience members
Hello and welcome to the first annual Culture Hash Awards for outstanding boobery in the world of entertainment in 2016; the show where the awards are made up and the winners don’t matter. I am joined by my lovely co-host Gigi Hadid.
Thanks for having me, it’s great to be here! I haven’t seen this many yellow faces since the great Jaundice epidemic of ’98!